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Lindros, Eric

Archetypal Canadian Character, 1990s: Oversized, too aggressive, too interested in money, endurance questionable. Slogan: “Get the fuck out of my way or I’ll run over you”. Resides in his mother’s lap in suburban Toronto during the offseason when not getting into bar-fights or recovering from the concussions that seem likely to end his career and/or lead to the collapse of the NHL.

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