AKA Patent #C-284565. Someone has invented a camera that fits inside a pill. You swallow it, and the camera sends a picture of your insides to (one assumes) a doctor who then makes you eat
tofu the rest of your life. No one seems to know what happens if the lens gets misty churning through the 47 Vachon cupcakes and three martinis swilling around the usual Canadian intestine, or if the CIA intercepts the transmission and decides the bright spots that light up with the rumbling sounds in your large intestine are urban terrorists. (Contributed by Simon Archer)

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