Twain, Shania

Faux First Nations country singer whose singing career is being jeopardized by the suspicion, created by her wardrobe and her music videos, that her ankles are about the same circumference as her waist. Currently holds the distinction of being the least sincere celebrity in interviews anywhere in creation, and the owner of a pickup truck full of Grammy and Juno trophies. .

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