Tory Youth

Mismatched amalgam of market zealots and ideological virgins (people who have never had sex because they believe premarital sex is sinful -or because no one else is interested in sleeping with them). Most noted for their unabashed thirst for power through dirty tactics, they are often to be found trying to scramble aboard Team Clement’s ‘Reconnection Tour’ or trying to make themselves look like Joe Clark. (David Banerjee)

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