Stoyko, Elvis

Brilliant, innovative miniature figure skater. There must be something fundamentally good about a country where someone like Stoyko isn’t forced to drive a forklift for a living. Generally considered way too heterosexual by some of his colleagues, who think his idea of “artistic statement” too much resembles the fisting gestures from their S&M bathhouse fantasies.

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