Political Parties

Canadian Political parties are too obsessed with raiding one another’s ideological and demographic ground to do the two things they ought to: have some fun, or have a few substantial ideas about the future. Canada’s Liberal party is no longer liberal, the social democratic party isn’t social or democratic, and its Progressive Conservatives, har, har, control the country even though they have the fewest seats in Parliament of any recognized party. Just over a third of parliamentary seats are held by radically deranged representatives from our two main lunatic asylums, Quebec and Western Canada.

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