Ndp

New Democratic Party: Formerly social democrats with ideas about social justice they occasionally embarrassed Liberals and Conservatives into implementing. Currently a coalition of a.) neophyte capitalists willing to delude themselves that dogs don’t eat dogs b.) Safety Nazis bent on strapping all free-standing objects or persons to walls and floors c.)Trade Unionists who will sacrifice any democratic institution or industry to protect the union privileges of members over 45. d.) The Official Opposition after the 2011 federal election, even though the party is leaderless and half of its Quebec MPs were recruited in Carlton University’s student bar while they were too drunk to know what they were getting into.

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