Kinsella, W.p.

American writer and Indian fighter, but such a big fan of Canada’s Medicare system that he still resides in Canada. He was elected to the Order of Canada for his loyalty to Canadian values, and for believing that heaven is somewhere in Iowa. Kinsella writes, ad nauseum, about baseball despite the handicap of only having handled a baseball for the purposes of having publicity photos taken, but has had considerably less success writing love stories or having successful relationships with women under 200 pounds.

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