Hampton, Howard

Ontario NDP leader chosen because he was the opposite of Bob Rae in everything but gender. The only question about H.H. anybody in Ontario got excited about was whether he was more like Gomer Pyle or hockey great Gump Worsley right after being nailed between the eyes by a slap-shot. Unlike Bob Rae, who is also a fishing enthusiast, Hampton actually knows where the fish are in Northern Ontario.

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