Russian Dipsticks

Just when it seems that the Red Menace has been replaced by oil-conniving Arabs and biker gangs, comes the ice-fishing trip to end all ice-fishing trips. Unlike Canadians, who’d merely drive their skidoos into the lake and drown, a bunch of bozo diplomats climb into their Ladas and drive home dead drunk. The cops get one in front of the Parliament Buildings but another runs over two women out walking a dog a few blocks away and kills one. Both diplomats are whisked out of the country on the excuse of diplomatic immunity. What they leave behind is a bigger stink in the air than the KGB bumbled their way into over seven decades. And now Canadians are going to see how Russian Democracy and Vladimir Putin really operate.

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