Smarting under allegations that it is colder in Canada than in the U.S. and that Canadian cities would not be able to get and keep major sports franchises without an indoor stadium, planning geniuses across the country have built three domed stadiums without gaining a single sports franchise. On the positive side, the Domes give Canadians at least three locations where they can attend monster tractor pulls in the middle of winter, and offer suitably unhealthy but year-round environments for outdoor evangelical revivals, religious conventions, and airborne fungi of a wide and toxic variety