Does Love Hurt?

By Graziano Marchese | November 26, 2001

Saturday, November 24, 2001 6:40 PM
To: graziano@dooneyscafe.com
Subject: I need to know..

Dear Graz,

Does love really hurt?

Gator

Dear Gator,

Only when you employ too many mechanical devices or are looking for it in the wrong places. I’m told that it also hurts when you’ve taken Viagra and can’t find a partner, but like Guy LaFleur, I can’t say for certain. Does that about cover it?

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