Short-term Conservative Prime Minister, aged boy wonder and Federal Minister of Suicidal Initiatives for Brian Mulroney during the “Dismantle Canada” program. Reputedly the wittiest and nicest man in Mulroney’s government, but given the competition, that wasn’t much of an accomplishment. Married Maureen McTeer, which didn’t turn out to be the sort of accomplishment it once promised to be, either.